the real reason why romney lost
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
Why does every Australian guy look gay
Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
I want to go home but I want to stay I’m so conflicted
oh he likes me. i kinda like him. aww